"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"
i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do
If you don’t mind cuddling all day or being lazy and sleeping on top of me while watching movies. Or eating pizza or getting hickies. Come be mine
if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i
who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea
imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”